Life of David Elton ..so far
My life so far
Yes it is true...I work about 15 hours a day or more.(Call 509-999-2569 cell)
You have to love what you do. If there is no passion.... there is no life. No joy (-;
Life is all about FAMILY (and Van Halen/Guitar(-:) See Senator Gordon Smith, bottom
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What do you get when a Mormon marries a Catholic ?.......tons of kids (-: >< We have 5)
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1966 BORN (2:45 am) REDWOOD CITY, CALIF... Caleeforneeuh (Arnold rocks. Prez in 2112(-:)
1967 Family moves to Oregon (Lake Oswego via Beaverton)
1974 Baptized a Mormon at the age of 8 (too young, but oh well)...LAKE OSWEGO(Lakeridge)
1975 Kicked out of sunday school class for protesting "Blacks should have Priesthood")-:
**First good friend was Randy Wilkins/Hoops/Trailblazers Coach Lenny Wilkins/son
1977 MEET JACK NICKLAUS...dumbfounded in parking lot.Rick Lamberton and I are amazed !
** Learn GOLF is not a sport..just CHESS on well cut grass...*STRATEGY*(NICKLAUS)
1977 Win first "Major" golf tournament...Blazers win NBA championship
1978 Mormon church allows blacks (24 years after Brown-V-Board of Education...sheeesh)
1979 Disco gets out of control although the Bee Gees rock (-: (disco inferno rox too)
1980 First job at the age of 14/Rippling River Resort..Mr Taylor and Jim Skaugstad/cool
*Save 93 percent of income and invest in a savings bond at 17 percent return/Carter
1980 READ first awesome book. "The bear and I" by Nicklaus caddy Angelo Argea
1980 WIN Lake Oswego Golf Tournament in playoff versus Rick Lamberton *birdied second hole*
1981 Freshman at lakeridge high school. First suspect I am "Hyper" (BiPolar/ManicDepress)
1981 Learn from golf coach John Fossatti. Great guy/father-figure and brilliant coach !
1981 Kicked out of Spanish class and not allowed to play in state golf tournament )-:
1982 All State Athlete/Athlete of the week in newspaper(tie)Nicknamed "MR April"/Lambo
1982 Take 6th place(GOLF)in state as sophomore (hit ball out of bounds on 18th)
1982 WIN every tournament possible and set records for golf scores at or under par (-:
1983 First love..the gorgeous and brilliant TARA LEMMON (Jack and Dianne Lemmon/very nice
GOLF * Win State GOLF Championship (Lakeridge High School)Mike McKennon/Mike & Ben Fritz
1984 * Win State Championship..AGAIN !! by huge margin (we never lost in four years/DMs)
1984 MOVE OUT 18 years old. Fly with dad and BILL COLSON in Bills Cessna.... to Boise
***** Bill Colson died a few months ago...he was a true gentleman, a genius..a GREAT MAN !
1984 Work for Colson and Colson construction at Chateau de Boise..backbreaking labor !
1984 Weber State U./Ogden Utah...Lose virginity to Laura Jacklin (guidance counselor) (-:
1985 Mormon mission to Spain. BYU Idaho (Rexburg Idaho/Ricks College)
1986 Mormon mission to Spain/ BYU Provo Utah
1986 Colson & Colson. Work on Provo/Orem Project.. The Seville.(named after my mission)
1986 Play in Professional tennis tournament(Boris Becker won previous)Georgia Pacific Inv.
*Break service of six foot eight Eric Boe (Seattle)...bust my back in second game
1986 STANFORD LAW SCHOOL/FILM SCHOOL (attended numerous classes by permission/debated Qd)
***** Homeless while attending classes at Stanford.Slept in car/worked graveyard @ "Shell"
1986 STANFORD LAW SCHOOL/debated "on the Quad"...wrote poetry/fixed Charles Schwabs BMW
1986 BYU......studied Communications and Real Estate Law (dad taught me everything else)
1987 Sleep...breathe...dream....snore....listen to George Michael..live in San Fran
*Worked for Robert Randall Corp.....Loveridge apartments/Kicked out druggies etc
1988 PSU/Form Students for Bush/Quayle...raise funds..meet Pete Domenici/Bill Crystal
Listen very Verrry closely to Quayle advisor/decide it is cool 2 advise politicians
1988 Work for ESCO steel (Nick Collins)...hardest job EVER (shaving steel off submarines)
1989 CMU Central Michigan University/Tom Tresh and Sandy Tresh(TOM was MLB rookie yr1962)
1990 Meet Robin Stewart (Demi Moore look-alike) and fall head over heals (dad does not)
1990 **Join Bob Moore. Political Pollster and quiet power broker for Repubz & CEOs (MAJOR)
1991 BREEZY IS BORN (Daughter BreAnne Stewart-Elton..IQ of 190..heart of gold)
1991 Married to Robin R Stewart (OREGON)
1992 TYSON DAVID ELTON-Stewart BORN/(next gen Elton/brilliant/Ham Radio !!)Luv U TyTy
1992 Become a licensed appraiser State of Oregon (licensed by Metro Brokers)
1992 Hired by pac NW most prestigious consulting firm (Portland..asked to go to Seattle)
1992 Join Palmer, Groth, Pietka & Steffen in Seattle........ Real Estate Appraisal(banks)
1992 Help senator Packwood raise money via Matt Evans (DENTISTS AND LAWYERS/DATABASE ETC)
1993 Help senator Packwood fight PR battle (for the next 2 years/Evans writes glowing LOR)
1993 MOVE TO SPOKANE from Seattle(TO BE CLOSER TO CHILDREN/DIVORCE ROBIN STEWART)
1993 Help Joel Crosby in mayors race (Joel would make a great congressman)Miss you Joel !
1994 BEST MAN FOR BEST FRIEND WAYNE GREEN/MARRIED TO DEBBIE GREEN(not related to Al Green)
1994 Meet Ronna Davis...A brilliant woman who helped me while depressed. Classy lady.
1994 Research for Idaho repub party on salmon and dams etc (Cecil Andrus thanks me !)
1994 Research goes well and exec director dares me to drink a long island...OOPS (MIKE)
1994 Begin to drink huge quantities of "beverages" as medication for BiPolar and Arthritis
1994 Begin writing for Clark Hager (Spokane Valley Herald) Political Essays & Opinion.
1994 Meet Stacey Cowles and volunteer for Downtown Spokane Partnership etc etc
1995 Party with Stacey Cowles and Larry Soehren/Phyllis Holmes/et al RE PBIA victory
1995 Discover Cowles family (in my opinion) was motivated by greed NOT public GOOD
1995 Fall in love with Kelly Scartozzi.....great mom and cook....sexxy too (-:
1995 Radio political Talk show on KSBN...a huge blast with people like Phil Harris, et al
1995 Ex wife makes false claims against me..Battle mode Legally (David Crouse/Scanlon)
1995 Appoint Guardian Ad Litem (CASA, court appointed special advocate)Sonya Petersen))-:
1995 Vigorously defend Senator Packwood via Matt Evans & Elaine Franklin
**Provide media tracking and strategic PR (poll tracking/Gallup etc)
1995 FBI/Rocky Treppeidi asks me to wear a wire against local mobster Jimmy Marks
Gladly help out and learn FBI is semi-incompetent (not thorough etc)
OK...OK.....Sheeeesh Mrs Davis....Ronna spys on the FBI and Elton during "negotiations"
**Rocky Treppeidi pressured me into this using lies and manipulation...Scumbag (-:
1995 Go through immense manic phase the whole freekin year...no meds for me...not yet
1996 GORDON SMITH WINS...MORMON SENATOR FROM OREGON (finally find medication later/DC)
**My great grandfather is burried next to Gordons grandpa in Clearfield Utah
**Gordon Smith is the most eloquent and thoughtful member of the senate (quietly)
1996 Begin psychological therapy with the brilliant*Robert K Madsen*(Chevy Chase, MD)
1996 David Elton moves to Washington DC/*Potomac* (Barlow Family/Marriotts first CFO)
1997 David Elton falls deeply in love with Debbie D'Allessio (Kirkland & Ellis/Ken Starr)
** Debbie is a dead ringer for Natalie Wood/Demi Moore...Gorgeous...Smart as hell.
1997 David Elton learns from Debbie about Ken Starr and Kirklands evil works for GM/B&W
1997 David Elton learns about Kirkland Ellis high level of cynicism for BIG Tobacco/B&W
1997 David Elton forms partnership with Dale Gray of Graylin Mortgage (BiPartisn Limmo)
1997 CBS affil ch 9 does special report on BiPartisan Limmo (during US Open/Bethesda)
1997 David Elton takes limmo to CIA headquarters and requests tour (high on Starbucks)
1997 Eli Lilly Research on Zyprexa (before it hits the market/medication works/BiPolarity)
1997 Washington Post writes about Eltons charitable efforts (Packwood and Dick Morris)
*Writer Philip Pan includes Debbie D'Allessio and Liz Calomiris (Rush Limbaugh fmr)
1998 Elton moves to St George Utah for short sabbatical. (Before "Stewart" battle)
**** Write book "Damage Control" 699 pages of freakish BiPolarity/Patty Duke stuff
1998 Fall in love with Rene Benoit (short relationship...great girl..heart of gold)
1999 Elton becomes CASA (court appointed special advocate, State of Oregon training)
1998 Elton writes the screenplay "DAMAGE CONTROL" (about PR & pols/CEOs/Lawyers)
1998 Elton depressed for some time...helped by Ronna Davis (a great cook)IQ @ 177
1998 Elton moves back to Spokane to fight Robin Stewart in court/WINS AGAIN/
***Judge Donohue compares "false allegations" to "The Trial" by FRANZ KAFKA
1998 Elton helps Lake Oswego congressional candidate Molly Bordonaro/MATT is cool as hell
1998 Elton learns good friend is a gay republican..still in the closet..opens eyes
1998 Elton continues therapy with Richard Rountree PhD (intellectually gifted therapist)
1998 Elton gets speeding ticket for 130 MPH in convertible BMW (While Wayne Green sleeps)
1998 NBC Affil (KGW) does a special on influential pollsters and strategy..chooses Elton
1999 Elton falls in love with Elizabeth Landroscina (Leachman) "Italian Babe"..CHEF !
1999 Elton and Landroscina partner for catering company (Elton & Landroscina Catering)
1999 Elton Landroscina Catering provides catering for Lake Oswego City Council
1999 Mayor Bill Hammer writes glowing letter of rekom-for Kay Eltons meatloaf-YUM (mom)
1999 Research starts to focus on business more and politics less (Investment Strategy)
2000 David Elton becomes CNA and helps Jennifer Malstrom (Jenny is a great chess player)
2000 Elton meets and falls in love with the sultry/sexy Belinda Trevino Nelson.
2000 Elton meets Jim Hansen and Jeff Gudman (clients become friends and advisors)
2001 Research and Consulting
2002 Elton runs for office and Spokesman writes horrible article (Makes Belinda cry)
2002 Elton places ad challenging Stacey Cowles to take a lie detector regarding RPS
**Cowles, being a spoiled brat greedmonger proves to be a coward.(Stacey ???)
2002 Belinda Trevino-Nelson married to David Elton in Idaho. (5 children total)
2002 Yahoo!...Website Pros...Innuity. etc etc etc (Internet "Traffic Steering")
2003 Research Continues to focus on finance and startups/Business plan writing etc.
2003 NodeLogic Networks (Seattle Software) CEO Greg Martin (consulting/"LoadBalance").
2004 Elton, although Republican, writes about how John Kerry is best man for the job.
2004 Later that year Elton meets John Kerry (introduces him to Ron Wells/Spokane).
2005 Elton begins work consulting for huge corporation...Ronna Davis begs for a job (-:
2005 Belinda Elton starts MOXIE web design company/builds www.StarClient.net/M Rooney.
2005 Elton Vows to help remove Mayor from office (Spokane Mayor Jim West).
2005 Elton Family Lawyers (Mark Hodgson & Brant Stevens) vow to help remove Mayor WEST.
2005 Elton Family Lawyers start the "Shannon Sullivan Foundation". **Appeal to Sup. Court
2005 Elton Family Charitable Trust makes donation to newly formed Shannon Sullivan FDN.
2005 Elton Family Lawyers WIN!(Jerry Davis too) VICTORY/SUPREME COURT OVER MAYOR jim west
*Signature gathering begins quickly and finds success. Mayor should be gone/Dec. 16
17,000 signatures retained. Polls show Mayor will "Go Down" (pardon the pun) (-:
* December 2005..FORMER Spokane Mayor James West ...Voted out of office/Re-Called
*Special thanks to Mark Hodgson/Shannon Sullivan/Jerry Davis * Brant Stevens
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2006 January begins with a bang. Consulting heads toward real estate & retirement ind.
2006 Consulting for EA Living and Dan Baty/Eve Stern/ CEO Derek Preston..Snap4Seniors.com
2006 GUGGENHEIM Philanthropy.."Conservancy" (website for Moxie) Alan Hallberg of Seattle
2006 Elton Joins IAI (Internet Advancement Inc, Redmond) for consulting on SEO "Search"eg
2006 Elton agrees to record with legendary guitar player, Steve Starkey (SRV/Yoakam)
2006 Screenplay for Herb Robinson PhD...To be finalized in 2008 (MOXIE web customer)
2007 Elton meets Dr. John "GUS" Olsen...as well as Dave Laird...via Spokesman Blog(s)
2007 MARY VERNER WINS MAYORS RACE (Dennis Hession did a great job...but went negative)
2008 ROMNEY for President...Then John McCain.....OBAMA blows us away.
2008 New clients and consulting include fundraising/sports equipment/skydiving/Invest
2008 Dow Jones hits 7500...we think November/December will be golden for growth/blue chips
2008 On Election day(November 4th), my wife and I learn we have cancer ("Carcinoid Tumor")
2009 Two weeks@Knezoville/corrupt judge/Patti Walker(400 thousand bail...down to 1 thousand)
2009 Contract"Nisserean Meningitis"(meningococaL)~ALMOST DIE~(white blodd cells)
2009 Still alive(-:as of "Friday the 13th"...just got back/a week at Sacred Heart Hospital
2009 ~Jan 2010~ Elton Research moves two blocks down (Opens Office at 608 W 2nd Ave, Third Floor)
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Below top right see Oregon senator Gordon Smith at his exclusive welcome party, 1996
Smith is in the middle, surrounded by Mormon think tankers Blake Jones (r) & Elton.
*The "strangling" scene, you will notice, is Bill Clinton...Not Hilary (she scares me)
** Middle right see my great uncle, Milt Barlow, opening Christmas presents in 1996.(Potomac MD)
Barlow was the first CFO for Bill Mariott. The "Harvard Brain" of the hotel chain.
He was a respected and dignified Mormon who gave back generously to BYU.
I was fortunate to live with him and learn from him before his passing. A great man.
Top left is Debbie D'Allessio at the Inaugural ball for Clinton 1996(Debbie was amazing)
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