Elton Research International, LLP

Research as both Science & Art ...... (509) 999-2569

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Elton Research is a "boutique" firm specializing in custom research for the CEO and the GOP....

(we love new and unique "Projects")
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THIS WEBSITE IS LOADED WITH ECCENTRIC SATIRE AND CURIOUS COMEDY....DARK COMEDY...BEWARE (-:

(not to mention "Forceable Guitar")
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It should be noted that this website was originally designed almost a decade ago using code
and embedded software for the purpose of experimenting with new and unusual methods for
gathering usage data and habit tracking of frequent visitors.

Thanks,

-david elton-

PS....Just kidding...about some (:

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**ALERT** Chris Gattling....Word to your mother....You woke me up at almost 3 am

Now, I understand you have the red hot chili peppers for my little sister (Jo Searles...super-model)....BUT....

This is not the NBA, where they do booty calls at any hour....

JANUARY 22 in COLLYVILLE TEXAS....I take your money....and your pride

Free throws....me 9 out of 10...you seven(on a good day)

3 pointers.....me 5 out of 7....you maybe 2 if you practice


Hehehehehe LoL >>> I got cho numba.... BEEEYOTCH

For those curious....Chris Gattling was one of the NBAs best defensive players and very "energetic"

His nickname was the "Energizer Bunny"

Now, at 39 years old he wants to marry my sister...but...he has to first beat me at hoops

OH....and he has to NOT CALL at 3 am....I fly out of Dallas soon....home for Spokane

HOUSTON-V-DALLAS....January 22 2008 (my B-day)...."The Contest" (not to be confused with Seinfelds contest