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Elton Research International, LLP

Spokane Mayor Dennis Hession with David Elton at the new LDS (Mormon) building on Regal & 63rd (South Hill) - September

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Because of our connection to political campaigns and corporate planning, we often find ourselves at odds with the prevailing opinion- Enjoy our latest opinion articles.

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**ALERT** Chris Gattling....Word to your mother....You woke me up at almost 3 am

Now, I understand you have the red hot chili peppers for my little sister (Jo Searles...super-model)....BUT....

This is not the NBA, where they do booty calls at any hour....

JANUARY 22 in COLLYVILLE TEXAS....I take your money....and your pride

Free throws....me 9 out of 10...you seven(on a good day)

3 pointers.....me 5 out of 7....you maybe 2 if you practice

Hehehehehe LoL >>> I got cho numba.... BEEEYOTCH

For those curious....Chris Gattling was one of the NBAs best defensive players and very "energetic"

His nickname was the "Energizer Bunny"

Now, at 39 years old he wants to marry my sister...but...he has to first beat me at hoops

OH....and he has to NOT CALL at 3 am....I fly out of Dallas soon....home for Spokane

HOUSTON-V-DALLAS....January 22 2008 (my B-day)...."The Contest" (not to be confused with Seinfelds contest